bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
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I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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