You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
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You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
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All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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