i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
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I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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