the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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