butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
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