Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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