i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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