If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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