Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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