So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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