At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
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GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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