Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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