I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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