I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
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Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
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I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
You ever have a fart follow you around?
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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