I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I still have a little drunk in my system
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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