That's intense
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
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it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
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I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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