Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
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Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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