he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
ugly people sure do ruin things
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Also, beer. Big fan.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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