If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
Btw I puked in your glovebox
Randomize
