You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
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four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
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i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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