this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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