Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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