Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
dude. I can hear the air.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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