why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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