at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
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All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
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Just high enough for therapy.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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