Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
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For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
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My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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