I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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