handjob tips. give me some.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
