carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
You smell like a Billy Joel song
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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