If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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