Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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