you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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