He is such a slut. More and more my type.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
He passed out mid-signature
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
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She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
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shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
How many fucks given?
0.12846
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
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