last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
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Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
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My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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