Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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