were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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