Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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