How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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