I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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