Is it normal to miss your booty call?
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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