would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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