i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Randomize
