is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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