He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
