Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
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if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
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View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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