Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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