Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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