My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
do herpes really smell.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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