pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
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We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
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FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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