She announced her abortion via fbk
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
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I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
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Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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