Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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