i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
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considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
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Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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