We won't sleep together?
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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