If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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