It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
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Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
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My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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