did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I don't think brook has ever known best
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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